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Physical security (graffiti?) is something that many risk professionals and auditors take seriously. Most organizations issue access cards to their employees, often configured differently to various floors or parts of the office. It’s well known that thieves will sometimes piggy back off someone coming into the office when polite employees hold the door open for strangers who appear to work there. (To mitigate that risk, simply asking “can I help you” will often deter the bad guy.) Alternatively, I’ve seen places install turnstiles in the lobby so only one person can get in at a time.

Doors are often configured so you need to swipe your access card to get into the designated area, while a motion sensor or pushing a button is required to unlock the door from the others side to get out.

Against that backdrop, I’d like to send All of My Love out to my friend Jimmy for sharing this tale. While working late In The Evening,  Jimmy noticed that one of the construction workers working there after hours, had slipped a file folder between the space in the glass doors and Hot Dog!, this tricked the motion sensor into unlocking the door and he got In Through the Out Door.  So much for high-tech security.

After this potential security breach was identified, Jimmy had to deactivate the motion sensor: the only way to exit is from pushing the button and that ended the threat of access by file folder. But here’s the rub: although the button is just 3 feet from the door the door, it releases the lock for less than one second. This is not enough time to get out. Effectively, exiting became a two-person job: you push the button while I open the door. It’s like some Fool in the Rain invented this technology.

In the end, the button was reconfigured to last longer.


			

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The book by Robert Sutton called The No Asshole Rule was brought to my attention by the blog Managed by Walking Around. I’ve read and enjoyed some of Sutton’s other books including those co-authored by Jeffrey Pfeffer and hope to get to this one shortly.

With this in mind, I felt like writing about some of the assholes I’ve had the good fortune of working for in my career. While these assholes made my life miserable thanks to their bullying, harassment and halitosis they also taught me how to be a better manager; I want to lead by being the complete opposite of those guys.

Here are a couple of my Assholes which I’ve rated according to the ARSE scale published by blogger and guru Guy Kawasaki:

Asshole #1: “Gordon Gekko” (not his real name)
Kawasaki scale: Full Blow Certified Asshole
“Gordon” was an old school institutional trader whose annual bonus was significant enough to provide him with a sense of entitlement. I bet he walked around thinking: “I make a lot of money for this firm so I can yell at you, and bully or abuse anyone I want. And I will hire hot executive assistants. If you don’t like me F you and quit. Boo-yaaah.”

When I wasn’t wishing testicular cancer on him, I would ponder why no one in HR was doing anything about this guy. And I was looking for another job.

Eventually I left that organization (recall: people don’t quit companies, they quit managers) and jumped out of the frying pan and into the fire.

Asshole #2: “David Howard” (not his real name)
Kawasaki scale: Does not apply as he exceeded it.
Riskczar scale: Evil Sonofabitch.

Although a nice lady interviewed me and hired me, she was fired shortly after I joined and so I began reporting to “David”. This asshole lacked empathy, people skills or a slim waistline. He cut his teeth on trading desks like “Gordon”. Even though I had developed a thick skin thanks to “Gordon” this asshole still penetrated my defences. “David” managed to make my life and the lives of those who worked for him miserable too. At one point he explained to me and my team how we should move to another part of the bank or quit. (And not through inference – he flat-out said it.) He couldn’t wait to get rid of us to hire his own lemings. Shortly after I left, they realized the Asshole had no clothes and he was sacked.

Much time has passed and I have moved on but that doesn’t mean I wouldn’t take pleasure to see him laying in a gutter someplace “left in his anguish wallowing in freakish misery forever”.

Life’s too short having to work for assholes. If you hate getting out of bed in the morning because you report to a “Gordon” or “David”, you must quit. Leave. It will harm your home life and the way you act with everyone around you. You deserve more. Just smile, placate your Asshole and get the hell out of there.

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By the way, I only scored a “4” on the 24-question true or false Asshole Rating Self-Exam by Guy Kawasaki, which is very low. Try the test yourself.

If you’ve worked for a Full Blow Certified Asshole please share by leaving your comments below.

Kawasaki’s ARSE Scale

0 to 5 “True”: You don’t sound like a certified asshole, unless you are fooling yourself.

5 to 15 “True”: You sound like a borderline certified asshole, perhaps the time has come to start changing your behavior before it gets worse.

15 or more: You sound like a full-blown certified asshole to me, get help immediately. But, please, don’t come to me for help, as I would rather not meet you.

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I don’t portray myself to be either a statistician or an actuary but I do have the (mis)fortune of having some idea about how probabilities and odds work and often in risk management you have to evaluate the likelihood of things happening. In our everyday lives and business we often fabricate decisions to treat risks when we really don’t know the probabilities associated with the risks nor have a mechanism for measuring them; we pull subjective values out of the air (read: arse) and we do a pretty terrible job at it.

Against this backdrop, it’s fun to watch how excited people get when they buy a lottery ticket or games of chance even though they are unaware of the odds of winning. I am part of a group of folks who buys weekly tickets in the office and while it’s nice to dream about winning, I don’t really expect to win. Here are some examples why:

  • For $2.50 I have a 1-in-29 million shot at $50 million in Lotto Max.
  • For $2.00 I have a 1-in-14 million shot at $7 million in the 6/49.
  • For $100 I have 1-in-10 chance at winning a $2 million house or a barbecue in the Princesss Margaret Hospital Lottery.
  • For the price of a cup of coffee, I have a 1-in-7 million shot at a Toyota Matrix or 1-in-6 shot at winning a doughnut or cup of coffee in Tim Hortons’s ubiquitous Roll Up the Rim contest.

My cousin recently portrayed me as Dr Doom for suggesting that because he won 2 free coffees with the first two cups he bought at Tim Hortons (likelihood 1/6 * 1/6 = 1/36),  he was pretty unlikely to win again – on average – until he bought 15 more losing cups of coffee.  (It’s not me but the odds talking.)

The way I see it, in our everyday lives we pay for the chance to win without really understanding the probabilities and similarly we spend resources (time and money) on projects to treat risks in our organizations without having a mechanism for knowing if that’s the “riskiest thing” we are fixing relative to all the other risks in our organizations.

 

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Another great post from RiskContainment called Back Up? What Back Up? about the risk of putting servers in a basement, reminded me of this tale from my past:

I once worked for an international securities dealer in Toronto; we had additional trading desks in Montreal and Vancouver. When I was asked to help with DR planning I learned from the IT guy that the back up server (than handled our trading system) was 6 ft away from the primary server. This was pre 9/11/01, and if the building went down, both servers were down. And while people were thinking that the other two trading desks were natural backup sites, it turns out all trades in Montreal and Vancouver were routed through the Toronto server before going to the Exchange. So if Toronto went down we would have been SOL.

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I wrote a diatribe last year about work-life (im)balance and despite providing employees with tools like connectivity from their home pc, or laptops and BlackBerry devices, managers still do not (really) like employees working from home.  There is still a mentality that if your are not in your cubical after 5, you are not a hard worker. Incidentally, it doesn’t seem to matter if you are at your desk at 07:00…). Some managers try to promote it buy are caught between a rock and a hard place when their own boss frowns on it.

I came across a similar discussion in the November issue of Your Business magazine at the Globe and Mail website and figured it would compliment my earlier posting.

Someone wrote:

DEAR GURU: One of my employees has asked if she can telecommute two days a week. I feel pressure to say yes, since she has always made it clear that she left a large company to improve her work-life balance. But I’m worried that working from home just means taking the day off, and that, if I let her telecommute, I’ll have to let everyone work from home. What should I do?

Click on the link to read the responses and reader comments.

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So what happens when you are part of an office lotto pool and win? And what happens when some folks don’t participate the one week the group buys the $50 million ticket?

This is just what’s going on in a Toronto office where additional people are claiming an interest in the prize so the Ontario Lottery and Gaming Corp (OLG) is delaying the prize payout until they complete their investigation.

How do you mitigate your Lotto Risk? Tony Bitoni of OLG offers this advice to those who manage office lotto pools:

  • Appoint a Group Leader
  • Keep photocopies of purchased tickets.
  • Keep a list of participant names with signatures, phone numbers and the amount paid.
  • Send a weekly email to all members with the jackpot amount, draw date, cost per play and cut-off time for payment.

Your national/local lotto or gaming commission likely has similar rules on their websites so read them and protect your winnings.

I am part of just such a group in my office and recognize there are two risks:
1) I can never leave the group because if I do, and the group wins, I will be disgruntled. For $2 a week, it’s not worth the risk of “winning”.
2) As a manager and risk professional, I am often worried about retention risk if the group strikes it rich and everyone in operations or accounting quits. While not everyone will likely follow this path, it is still a concern.

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Risk Management Monitor addresses the concern about employees spending hours of company time researching and updating their fantasy football picks. Some argue that it’s disruptive – having fired employees or blocked access to certain websites from the company network – while others suggest it boosts morale.

Riskczar believes that fantasy football is merely another workplace distraction. If people were not spending their workday on sports betting, they might be wasting time on Facebook or Twitter. And in places where those sites are banned, your employees may be reading the online version of the Wall Street Journal, shopping on Amazon or searching for a new job on Monster. If we transport ourselves back to 1990 before the Internets, people used to hang out by the water cooler talking about football or the latest episodes Cheers and the Cosby Show. Unengaged employees have always found a way to slack off. Technology didn’t create that.

And what goes for the workplace often goes for the classroom. When I returned to school in 2001, only a couple of people had wireless Internet access from their laptops. One professor was upset that the surfing was going on and wanted to turn off the connection. Here’s my take: before wifi, people brought laptops to class and played Solitaire and before that people passed notes around or doodled on their hands. Today they probably play on their iPhones or BlackBerry devices. Unengaged students will always find a way to pass the time. Technology didn’t create that.

But in the end does it really matter what your employees are doing with their time so long as all of their work is getting done on time?

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Last month when Paris Hilton was busted with 0.8 grams of cocaine in her Chanel purse, she defended herself by saying she borrowed the bag from a friend and it wasn’t her coke either. Sadly, the poor little heiress posted a photo on Twitter of a remarkably identical Chanel purse in July with the caption: “”Love My New Chanel Purse I got Today.:)”

Chris Matyszczyk from CNET writes: “We seem to be entering an era in which everything that we put online, however much we do it in order to inspire our fellow person, ends up being defined by just one word: evidence.”

Against that backdrop, have a look these 15 Tips to Manage Social Media Risks as seen in Risk Management magazine.

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Work vs Life

In a departure from my usual diatribes about risk management, I had some thoughts on work-life (im)balance.

Some argue that work-life balance is a misnomer. I read it should be called work-life management since there never is a balance. The best one can do is to manage each one.

 A recent study by the Canadian Index of Wellbeing suggests that societies, workplaces and families have changed the way they are spending their work/leisure time and has identified trends with negative consequences:

 –        Working adults are spending more time commuting between work and home. On a related point, people who travel by car are more obese, have elevated heart rates and more anxiety than commuters who take public transpiration (who walk to/from their trains or busses).

–        Childcare is not completely affordable, available or flexible, especially for people who work non-standard hours like Sundays or nights. Many daycares require children be picked up by 6 PM which means parents with long commutes have to leave work by 4:30 (and that his often a cultural faux pas).

–        More women are spending time providing care to seniors. As a result, people are taking more personal days and have less time for leisure activities.

 Many of these issues have direct or indirect downstream effects on our health and our children’s development, respectively. Families are spending less time eating dinner together and on leisure and culture activities.

 The Issues

 People want to be able to do a great job at work and still have a life. To that end, organizations need to understand the issues, root causes and downstream effects facing staff.

 I feel that the biggest issue is probably a cultural one. People in many roles are often “informally evaluated” by peers and supervisors by the length of time they spend in the office rather than the quality of their output or efforts. People are too often viewed as costs and managers seek to maximize what they get out of their expenses. While some positions like receptionists, help desk or operations require staff to be at their desk during defined times, not all people have to.

 This idea is a paradigm from the “manual work” era where people performed visible and specialized tasks during a designated time. Today, most people are “knowledge workers” who bring “productivity and invisible work” (i.e., strategic analysis, risk management oversight, etc.) to the organization; they should be viewed as assets and not costs. They can do their jobs from anyplace (often) and anytime (always).

 The irony is that we promote technologies that permit people to work from home, trains or planes – during “regular office hours” or late at night – yet somehow the efforts visible during “regular office hours” seem to be the only efforts that matter. Additionally, the technology employers provide staff has blurred the boundaries between work and home: people are “perpetually on call” which is an unrealistic expectation.

 On the other hand, many people spend too much time at their desks and should get up from their desks during the day even to have a stretch or short walk around the block. It’s simply not healthy to stare at a screen all day. In another example of irony, I submit that many people eat lunch at their desks so they can finish their work to leave a little earlier. While that is their prerogative, they probably get dirty looks from the people who took a full lunch hour, two coffee breaks and four smoke breaks during the day – when they pack up their things at 4:30 PM. After all, they arrived before 8 AM and need to pick up their kids from daycare by 6:00 PM; they will put in another three hours of work when the kids go to sleep. But since that work doesn’t take place during office hours does it still count?

 Trust Your Employees

 These Sterling-Cooper attitudes have to change and flexible hours should be promoted from the top. So long as people “deliver” on time and do not burden their co-workers and backups with their extra work in their absence, it should not matter when people arrive and leave the office or show up at all. At a minimum everyone should make themselves available between 10:00 AM and 3:00 PM for meetings or conference calls, but so long as they put in their 8 hours (or more) it should not matter where they are or when they do it. Trust your employees to do their jobs.

 To that end, give everyone the opportunity to work from home either by providing laptops or access from home personal computers. And promote it. Perhaps your employee coaches his kid’s hockey team and needs to attend a practice every Thursday at 6:30 PM. If he cannot make it to the rink in time, no matter how early he leaves the office, then he should be allowed to work from home that day. This promotes family and community and would probably make the employee work twice as hard on Wednesday. (Not to mention saving three total hours to commute that day translates into a couple of additional productive hours at home.)

 Second, the organization should do everything it can to support a bilateral relationship of honesty and trust with its employees. Some organizations allow employees a finite number of personal sick days but do not permit them to take a day off to take care of a sick child or parent; this forces the employee to lie about the reason for their absence or to take an unplanned vacation day. Trust your employees to do the right thing.

 Finally, anything that promotes health and wellbeing is recommended. How about a fitness credit towards the purchase of an elliptical machine, a membership at the local gym or a recreational soccer team? How can you encourage people to take five laps around the park across the street or attend a daily yoga or stretching class in one of your converted conference rooms?

 If you have any other ideas translate into happier and more loyal employees that can make your workplace a better place to work, please leave your comments.

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This is how most people and organizations predicted Friday would turn out: Eve of destruction. The expectation was that protests would build in Toronto throughout the work week and peak on Friday. To that end, most people planned on staying home today.

Perhaps it’s quiet right now because everyone is watching the Portugal-Brazil match. (Even anarchists like the World Cup action.)

On my way in today, the commuter train was about 1/3-full and less than yesterday. The weather was nice and the police seemed to outnumber the commuters walking up Bay Street. On the northwest corner of Front/Bay there were a couple of golf carts being driven by guys in red shirts carrying cold beverages for the officers which was a nice touch. I also saw a couple of ATVs with “Police” written on them parked in front of Royal Bank Plaza. I would like to see a police chase on those!

There were two young tuffs walking in front of me as well: a couple of white teens wearing their jeans at their knees, baseball caps turned backwards, and having a smoke. Those dudes did not fit in. An officer asked them what they were up to and one replied that they were going downtown for the day. This was certainly suspicious at 8:20 AM.

Like they say, the day ain’t over yet.

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