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Last year Apple released the iPhone 4S and critics pointed out it was pretty much the iPhone 4 with a big-s glued on. Although there were some minor improvements from the iPhone 4, overall it was pretty much the same phone.

After reading the ERM white paper “Black Swans Turn Grey” from PwC, it made me think that all the authors have done was glue a big-s to existing ERM frameworks. While they try to make it sound like they are proposing a new risk management approach, in fact this paper reads more like an indictment of the people who have implemented ERM poorly. Then again, like the iPhone 4S, perhaps this paper is not intended to for existing customers but to convert new ones instead.

Their suggestions for improving upon existing ERM include:

  1. Align risks to corporate strategy
  2. Develop a risk aware culture
  3. Focus on risk appetite
  4. Align risk and strategy

Aren’t they supposed to be doing this already?

The paper also notes: “Some are not convinced that their return on spending on Enterprise Risk Management (ERM) frameworks is fully justified by the level of protection they gain from them.” To that I say there is nothing wrong with the framework of ERM; it’s the people who are doing a terrible job implementing it.

It’s long been my view that implementing an effective ERM program is an exercise in change management. No more no less. I also believe that the vast majority of people who hold risk management leadership positions were promoted into those roles because someone mistakenly believed that a person who has some auditing experience could naturally do risk management. If that’s the case, not only would that individual probably not have change management experience but they probably don’t even know they require it. If boards are not seeing the gains they expected, blame the people doing the job and not the framework.

What’s more, the authors write that ERM has become a box-checking exercise. Well, what would you expect with all those auditors doing risk management? (Zinger.)

Finally, while I do not read any new breakthrough thinking here I still agree that the key success factor is the cultural transformation mentioned. But until organizations buy into my paradigm that to change culture one needs skilled leaders and change agents with the right set of skills, we are likely to see a lot more boards disappointed by their ERM programs.

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The book Fast Food Nation was one of my favourites when I read it years ago specifically the chapter about the risks of E. coli and the meat packing industry. One of the most memorable quotes I know came from this book: “There is shit in the meat”.

Well I guess now we can say there’s shit on your mobile phone too. Gross.

It was reported this week that “90% of mobile phones are “coated with some kind of bacteria, including E.coli.” and “although 95 per cent of participants claimed to wash their hands with soap whenever they could, some 16 per cent of hands and phones contained E.coli.” Ewww.

This comes as no surprise to me as I’ve already written about witnessing grown men not washing their hands properly after doing their business. Despite the signs from public health posted in many washrooms, men I’ve seen still believe wetting your fingers under water for 3 seconds is proper washing technique. Men: you’re going to go home and touch your children later with your pee fingers and you’re all rubbing mobile phones with your poop bacteria all over your cheeks.

Why not just lick the toilet handle as it’s probably cleaner.  Manage your risk people. Wash your hands properly please.

Footnote: It wasn’t that long ago that one could regularly hear our neighbours in the bathroom stalls scrolling through their emails on their BlackBerry devices. Now that the devices have track pads and touch screens, I am sure they are still doing this, only it’s done silently.

 

http://riskczar.com/2011/10/19/rant-about-mobile-phones-and-e-coli/

 

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CS STARS, a business unit of Marsh, has developed an application for iPhone allowing users to access risk-management dashboards right from the device.

According to the announcement: “CS STARS LLC offers technical solutions for risk-management professionals, as well as for insurance carriers and third-party administrators. The company assists these parties by delivering integrated software and services for risk, claims and compliance management. STARS Enterprise, the company’s primary software platform, supports comprehensive risk management, enterprise risk management (ERM) and compliance and safety management, according to the official report.

The link to the app can be found here: http://handheld.softpedia.com/get/Business/STARS-Enterprise-85873.shtml

I would be delighted to try out this app and provide a complete review if someone would kindly send me an iPhone please. Please contact me at riskczar@gmail.com for my complete mailing address.

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